(I coppied these from a recent thread on rec.windsurfing -eric)

ABE - Always Bring Everything. 

BAYS - Bring All Your Shit 

Always rig for the wind you've got...not what you're gonna get! 

"If it moves....jump it." 

If it swells, ride it. 

To Air Is Human. 

Never Leave Wind To Find Wind 

" Never save yourself for tomorrow" 

" Don't believe everything you hear about yesterdays epic conditions" 

" If a piece of gear is going to break, it will always fail at the worst possible time" 

" an ounce of PM is worth a pound of cure" 

" A man's got to know his limitations" 

"You should have been here yesterday" 

I think it's comming up! 

if it doesn't blow it sucks 

He who sailth flattest goeth fastest 

Don't Drink & Jibe 

Life's a Reach, then you Gybe 

1) The wind was up and down like a whore's knickers. 2) That sail wouldn't pull you out of bed. 3) It's blowing dogs off chains out there. 

It's so windy you have to use the toilet paper BEFORE you unroll it. 

"Windsurfing is living! Anything before or after is simply waiting!" 

"You need more downhaul"

I must have been at least twenty feet up!"

whadya on? 

oh man, It's smoke on the water. 

whoa! it's nukin' 

If I'm a planning, I'm not complaining. 

Rig for the holes 

I'm on a Xm, but I easily could have been on a Zm. 

How are the weeds? 

THANK YOU!!!!! 

COOKA MUNGA!!!!!!